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      AGE IS A WONDERFUL THING

      ROMANCE

      Betty was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep but Betty was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
      She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.."
      Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

      A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me...."
      Mildly irritated, he reached across,
      gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

      Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck...."

      Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

      "Where are you going?" Betty asked..

      "To get my teeth!"
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      Quote Originally Posted by brendaj View Post
      .. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final...
      I think I'll share this solution with hubby.
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      A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The first mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around and took a deep sniff. He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell grass, fresh green grass!" The second mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. " I smell flowers, beautiful spring flowers!" The third mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything but molasses..."

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      Brendaj, that poor third mole!!

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      Thanks for the chuckle. Cute joke!!!

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      Six Truths in Life
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      1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the sametime, a physical impossibility.

      2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

      3. And discover #1 is a lie.

      4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot..

      5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

      6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

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      Cute - I read one and would have tried if if I had not been eating at the time so does that mean I am not quite and idiot? Or just a lazy one. I was thinking to my self - This is crazy you sure can.

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      Thanks for another chuckle... lol

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      Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

      His wife was really angry.

      She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"



      The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.

      When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

      Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

      She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.



      Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

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      This is so funny - thanks for sharing, Sharon!

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      ....for all the ladies who really needed to Gibb smack someone.....

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      Thanks for another great chuckle.

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      Love it Sharon. Rick delivered, poor fellow.
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      loved it - thanks for the laugh

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      I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
      So I got my doctor's permission to
      Join a fitness club and start exercising.
      I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
      I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,
      By the time I
      Got my leotards on,
      The class was over.

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      even funnier - my DBW name is Rick, and a car guy, and we do need a scale, but to his good side, he DID remember our anniversary...and it wasn't a scale!

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      Quote Originally Posted by brendaj View Post
      .................By the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
      I would hope that they don't make a leotard to fit me! - not a pretty sight!

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      LOL!!! Thanks!!!!!

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      Yup!!!! LOL!!!

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      Brenda, Then you had to reverse the process so you got another hours work out. plus add in potty break!! I think that's why a woman came up with yoga pants. But sports bras aren't much better. Thanks for the chuckle.

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