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      These are so good, keep them coming, I really need to laugh.
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      And I must be a slow learner. We had been in our new house for 2 years & I said "I think the gutters probably need a clean". When he came home that day he presented me with a 10 ft step ladder 'so I could attend to the matter'.

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      Yep Penny, a slow learner. But the chuckles were good.
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      I love your chicken strips. That would be a good one to put up for laughs. Thank you.

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      Penny - now I'm sure I married your brother!! I think they are related to Tom Sawyer - everyone else is painting his fence.

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      Default ...another blonde joke...

      Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana.The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.

      The Brunette team down below really whooped it up,
      having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She
      decided to go up and investigate..

      When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the
      Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles..
      The brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!'

      One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard
      and whispered...

      'YEAH SURE, YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER'


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      That was cute. Thank you for the laugh.
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      OK - this has given me one of the best laughs in ages.......love em! Thanks for sharing this.

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      Love it, thanks for the laugh.
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      Thanks for the laugh. I love it.

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      Here is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing (and cares less) tries to make your life miserable...

      A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

      " Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

      "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

      "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"


      "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."

      "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

      "We're going to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

      "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

      A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

      "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

      "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

      "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

      Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

      "Oh, really! What'd he say ?"


      He said: "Who screwed up your hair ?"

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      Love it Sharon, thanks so much for helping to make my day.
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      A distraught senior citizen
      phoned her doctor's office.
      "Is it true," she wanted to know,
      "that the medication
      you prescribed has to be taken
      for the rest of my life?"
      "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
      There was a moment of silence
      before the senior lady replied,
      "I'm wondering, then,
      just how serious is my condition
      because this prescription is marked
      'NO REFILLS'."
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      There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the local church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of one of their biggest buildings.Smokey put in a bid, and, because his price was so low, he got the job. So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the planks, and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with turpentine .........
      Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened, and the rain poured down washing the thinned paint from all over the church and knocking Smokey clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.Smokey was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got down on his knees and cried: "Oh, God, Oh God, forgive me; what should I do?"
      And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke.. .....

      "Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"
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      IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

      1.
      You can't count your hair
      2.
      You can't wash your eyes with soap
      3.
      You can't breathe when your tongue is out

      Put your tongue back in dummy.

      10 Things I know about you...
      1) You are reading this
      2) You are human.
      3)
      You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
      4)
      You just attempted to do it
      6)
      You are laughing at yourself
      7)
      You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
      You just checked to see if there is a No.5
      9)
      You laugh at this because you are silly & everyone else does it too.
      10)
      You
      are probably going to share this to see who else falls for it.

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      OK - you got me! I looked back to see if there is a No.5 !

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      Great laugh over my morning coffee.

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      Thanks for the morning chuckle!

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      Yep, and I'm sharing it with family. Thanks.
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      Thanks for the morning laugh---I almost had to clean coffee off my laptop...spew alert!!
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