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      thanks for the chuckle - had to catch up on a few of them - great to have a laugh every now and again

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      Sorry Shawn if this is too long.....Can't remember who I had in mind when I saw this...help me out there!

      Forgetter BeForgotten
      My forgetter's getting better,
      But my rememberer is broke
      To you that may seem funny
      But, to me, that is no joke

      for when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
      If I really should be 'there'
      And, when I try to think it through,
      I haven't got a prayer!
      Oft times I walk into a room,
      Say 'what am I here for?'
      I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
      A zero, is my score.
      At times I put something away
      Where it is safe, but, Gee!
      The person it is safest from
      Is, generally, me!
      When shopping I may see someone,
      Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
      Then, when the person walks away
      I ask myself, 'who the heck was that?

      Yes, my forgetter's getting better
      While my rememberer is broke,
      And it's driving me plumb crazy
      And that isn't any joke.
      CAN YOU RELATE???

      Please send this to everyone you know
      because

      I DON'T REMEMBER WHO I SENT THIS TO!


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      Well I'm the one who puts things 'where they are safe' , and they are VERY safe from me ever finding them, except by accident - after I've given up all hope, and replaced or brought in a substitute of some kind!

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      ..once again the daily chuckle did not disappoint me. Thanks for the giggles!!
      Chris

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      I relate to this. I forget I even have the item and go out and buy more. LOL.
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      Someone was telling me that they make ice cubes out of left-over wine.
      This was confusing.

      Just what is left-over wine? ​hic!

      Cut "lawn" in back pasture / dust bowl. Not so busy at work due to heat. Boy is it hot up here! Need rain.

      Last edited by sharon w; July 18th, 2012 at 12:49 AM.

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      Sharon, You all are supposed to have the cool air that we look forward to come our way!!! Are you saying that cool air is all used up??? We will be a 99* with a heat index of 109. Fall could come soon enough.

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      10:30 am 80 degrees F in the shade - heat index scary. Weather is swooping across Minnesota and Wisconsin, hot! Rain and heavy thunder showers are travelling south of us, so no rain today. Looks like north/central eastern seabord around New York is going to get major storms.
      Crops here in Ontario, as well as Michigan and the prairies desperately need some soft extended rain.

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      SAY A PRAYER

      Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.

      "Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother.

      "I don't need to," the boy replied.

      "Of course, you do " his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."

      "That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and SHE knows how to cook.

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      So if someone knows how to cook, you don't need to say the prayer before you eat. LOL
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      Love it!

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      Default I've Done # 6


      YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING
      IN 2012 when...

      1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

      2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

      3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers
      to reach your family of three.

      4. You e-mail the person who
      works at the desk next to you.

      5. Your reason for not staying in touch
      with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses or do Facebook.

      6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
      cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries...

      7. Every commercial on television
      has a Web site at the bottom of the screen

      8. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
      which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it !

      10. You get up in the morning and go on-line
      before getting your coffee

      11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

      12 You're reading this and
      nodding and laughing.

      13. Even worse, you know exactly
      to whom you are going to forward this message.

      14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

      15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list
      .

      ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~


      NOW you're LAUGHING at yourself!

      "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!"
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      Sharon thanks for the chuckles. I've done #8 and 10. Hadn't thought to use #6, will from now on out.
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      This really made me smile. Got a call from one of my niece's today. My mom was worried about me because I haven't called. (I have, but she isn't hearing the phone again, not hearing much at all). My brother said He knew I was fine, I emailed and facebooked him numerous times today. Too funny, thanks
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      If you stare at this picture long enough, you should be able to see a giraffe.
      This is weird. Give it a try.


      DON'T ASK WHY OR HOW . JUST DO IT !!!


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      OK so I have done a BUNCH of those things!! Life revolves around the toys

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      Quote Originally Posted by sharon w View Post
      If you stare at this picture long enough, you should be able to see a giraffe.
      This is weird. Give it a try.


      DON'T ASK WHY OR HOW . JUST DO IT !!!

      This might work :
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      You can't read this and stay in a bad mood

      1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
      Unique Up On It.

      2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
      Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

      3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
      They Take The Psycho Path

      4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
      You Boil The **** Out Of It.

      5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
      Dam!

      6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
      Polaroids

      7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
      A Stick

      8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
      Nacho Cheese.

      9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
      Subordinate Clauses.

      10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
      Quattro Sinko..

      11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
      Spoiled Milk.

      12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
      Frostbite.

      13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
      A Nervous Wreck.

      14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
      Anyone Can Roast Beef.

      15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
      Right Where You Left Him.

      16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
      Because They Have Big Fingers.

      17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
      Because It Scares The Dog.

      18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
      Sanka.

      19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
      The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

      20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
      Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

      21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
      A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
      A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

      22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
      Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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      LOL - some of those are going to end up in my home-made crackers this Christmas!

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      Those are so good. Had me laughing out loud literally. Still smiling and chuckling as I type this. Thanks so much. Need the laughs this morning.
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