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      These are all too funny, thank you for sharing, I really enjoy these, and after all, Laughter is good for the soul.
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      This is so true about 4 year old boys. My little boy is now 35 so I can laugh about it.I think between us we could fill a very large book about things like this we have learned from our little ones.

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      Naturechick was here last night and I had her read the one about the little boys. She chuckled so hard. she has a two year grandson and he is "a handful". He's already tried the baseball and the ceiling fan thing. But I have to admit - when he comes over and smiles at you - you can forgive him for anything - lol. Yeah - his "Aunt Mary" spoils him when I get the chance.

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      SCRIPTURE Acts 2:38



      An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder.

      She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)

      The burglar stopped in his tracks.

      The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

      As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?

      All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

      "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"

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      That is so funny!!! Thank you!
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      Sharon that is good. Would forget it though if someone broke into my home.
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      That was so funny!!!!!!

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      Love this, children repeat what they hear at home as any teacher can tell you.

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      Sharon, this is one to remember!! Thanks for sharing. Acts 2: 38

      My DH thought it was hilarious!
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      Thanks for the chuckle. I enjoy these--will share with my Home Extension
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      It's been awhile since being on the forum so Thank you , for it's nice to start a day with a few chuckles

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      Gotta love it!! The Lord does work in mysterious ways for sure

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      A young mom posted this on FB this morning. Her daughter is 5. Out of the mouths of babes, lol.
      As I'm rolling up Jesse and Belle's sleeping bags, Jesse asked me who taught me how to roll them up. I tell him my parents. With a shock look on her face, Belle goes" you payed attention?" Really child?! Lol.
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      BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE
      A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says,

      "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
      Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
      The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
      Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
      She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
      He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
      "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
      He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh......
      "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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      Brenda you almost made me wet my panties!!! cornflakes huh?!?!

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      I do not read these very often - they are so cute - I will need to be on the watch for them in the future - Cornflakes and Acts 2:38 - cool I need to remember that one!

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      The Test - funny

      At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.
      Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.
      The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy.... then they turned the page. On the second page was written....
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      For 95 points: Which tire?________

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      On boy, I didn't mean to hit the dislike button, I was laughing too much. Please forgive me Brenda.
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      Brenda...I love it.

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      That's great! One smart professor. Thanks for the laugh.

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