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      A friend hosted a dinner party for family far and wide and everyone was encouraged to bring all their children as well.
      All during the sit-down dinner one four-year-old girl
      stared at the uncle sitting across from her.
      The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.
      The uncle checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in
      place but nothing stopped her from staring at him.
      He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for
      him.
      He finally asked her "Why are you staring at me?"
      Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went
      quiet for her response.
      The little girl said "I just want to see how you drink like a fish."

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      Oh, boy! Out of the mouths of babes...

      Thanks for the chuckle, sharon w!

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      Thank you

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      I bet her parents were embarrased! This is to cute!

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      this put a smile on my face ...thanks

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      Never saw that response coming! So cute. Thanks for sharring. Dreama

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      Thanks for the chuckle. Just goes to show, don't say something in front of children that you don't want to get back to the person being spoken about.
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      You can always rely on kids can't you?

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      Now I know where the term "looks like you swallowed a guppy" came from!!

      Kids only repeat what we never should have said to start with

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      Thanks for the laugh.
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      A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
      Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

      You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
      There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
      The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

      So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
      On the first floor the sign on the door reads;
      Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

      The second floor sign reads; Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.

      The third floor sign reads; Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

      “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

      She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads; Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework.

      “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

      Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads; Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a strong romantic streak.

      She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads;

      Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

      Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

      ..................darn............I should have gone to the sixth floor ...
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      Sharon, thanks for the chuckle!!

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      That is too funny. Aren't children wonderful
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      Six Truths in Life

      1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.

      2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

      3. And discover #1 is a lie.

      4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

      5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

      6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

      I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company. You now have 2 options...delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone's face today.
      lol and lots of love Sharon



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      Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school.
      She had her first family planning lesson at school.
      Her mother, very interested, asks;" How did it go?"

      "I died of shame!" She answers!

      “ W hy?” Her Mother asked.

      Annie said, “Kevin from down the road, says that the stork brings babies.
      Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Peter in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.”

      Her mother answers laughingly “But that’s no reason to be ashamed?”

      “No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that daddy had to make me himself!”

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      God, SharonW, where do you get these. Loved the last one the most. Thanks for making me laugh.
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      Sharon this was cute. LOL Thanks for the chuckle.

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      This is so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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      In a sour mood today. This came in with the emails - thank you who ever "Guru Eduardo" is...Click image for larger version. 

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      Love it had to send to my sister in Tx. thanks

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