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      Boobs & Friends

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      Never give up, never surrender.

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      Thanks for the chuckle.

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      Oh I love the redneck medical terms - I have to copy that and share with my class!

      Thanks everyone for sharing the jokes and stories. With a blond daughter and a norwegian husband there really are not a lot of jokes happening in this house.

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      It could have been different...

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      I like this after I finally got it.

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      I love this site - it always makes my day a little better, and makes me smile!

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      thanks for the daily chuckles...

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      Thank you all, these gave me a good laugh.

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      An earthquake rattled a town's inhabitants, so one couple sent their boy to stay with his uncle in another state. Two days later, they received a message; "Returning boy. Send earthquake."

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      Having looked after our 6 month old Grandson for a couple of days I know how he feels! Thanks for the laugh.

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      HOT COFFEE (Canadian style)
      I was eating breakfast with my 10-year old Granddaughter and I asked her,"What day is tomorrow?" .

      Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Prime Minister Day!"

      She's smart, so I asked her "What does Prime Minister Day mean?"

      I was waiting for something about maybe Harper or Martin.

      She replied, "Prime Minister Day is when the Prime Minister steps out of the Prime Minister Mansion, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of bull s#!t."

      You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!

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      I know there are no do overs but that "don't like" was a mistake. The computer is jumpy this morning & I hit the wrong button. This is an LOL.

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      Not only in Canada Sharon. Thank you for the laugh.

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      Thanks for the latest chuckles...

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      A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

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      Thank you Brenda, it reminds me of a story my daughter told me when she worked for a vet. A little girl came in with her mother & gave the vet a goldfish floating in its bowl & wanted it made better. The vet said he had to put it in the resuscitation chamber, took it out, flushed it down the toilet, grabbed another gold fish out of his tank, gave the bowl to the little girl & billed the mother, a very cheap way of making a little girl very happy!

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      LOL thank you for the chuckle I needed it today!!! Love the Cat Scan and Lab Report!! Too cute!!

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      A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.
      He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.
      The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.
      Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.
      The driver felt so awful he began to cry.
      A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.
      She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
      "I feel terrible," he explained.
      "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
      The woman told the man not to worry.
      She knew what to do.She went to he car trunk and pulled out a spray can.She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
      Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road.
      50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 meters,turned, waved, and hopped another 50 meters.
      The man was astonished.
      He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can!
      He ran over to the woman and demanded,
      " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?"
      The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
      It said:

      'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare.
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      Reminds of the old joke:

      A bald man was asked why he had a rabbit on his head - because from a distance it looked like a Hare!

      Now all together <groan>

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      didn't expect the last line that was great

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