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    Thread: No longer fat!

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      Default No longer fat!

      Just gravitationally challenged hahaha!

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      Hahaha - and I'm not old - I'm chronologically gifted!

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      I'm not too heavy - I'm just short for my weight.

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      I'm not to fat or to short, I was just built to close to the sidewalks!

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      Thanks for the smile.

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      My legs and backside are vertically challenged
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      Waaaaay too short on this end. LOL

      My dead first husband used to say I "should sue the city for building the sidewalks so close to my @ss."
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      I'm not fat I'm fluffy, and I'm not short I'm vertically challenged
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      I'm in shape! Round is a shape.

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      This is all so funny, girls!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Pennies_From_Heaven View Post
      I'm not fat I'm fluffy, and I'm not short I'm vertically challenged
      I don't usually like comedians but the guy who came up with "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy" is so funny! His name is Gabriel Iglesias and you can find his page here: http://fluffyguy.com/

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      Drinking & Driving: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6--kTcODn8

      New Car/Volkswagen Beetle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPqcTFm2ID8

      Making cops laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a77Dw3tNv8o

      Chocolate Cake made me late: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ruZ7zad8g

      "E-glesias with a I": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxgIbznAV84






      Last edited by lenamm; February 27th, 2013 at 01:34 AM.

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      I get a "gateway timeout" message on the link - will try again later...

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      my husband does not have to shake the bed sheets to find me, I'm a great anchor!!

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      I'm not fat. I'm so freaking sexy, it overflows!!
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      Quote Originally Posted by sharon w View Post
      I'm not fat. I'm so freaking sexy, it overflows!!
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      Sharon that has to be the best one I have ever head, Thank you for my laugh today
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